Mam par\u0119 kont pocztowych, kt\u00f3re – ze wzgl\u0119d\u00f3w historycznych – dzia\u0142aj\u0105 jak spamtrapy. Dostaj\u0119 tam fur\u0119 maili z przerozmait\u0105 zawarto\u015bci\u0105. W\u0142a\u015bnie niedawno wpad\u0142 tam zabawny wierszyk:<\/p>\n
*OBCZYZNA ” POLSZCZYZNA” *
\nM\u0105drze gada, czy te\u017c plecie
\nma sw\u00f3j j\u0119zyk Polak przecie
\nto\u015bmy ju\u017c Rejowi d\u0142u\u017cni
\n\u017ce od g\u0119si nas odr\u00f3\u017cni\u0142.<\/p>\n
Rzeczypospolitej si\u0142a
\nw jej j\u0119zyku r\u00f3wnie\u017c tkwi\u0142a…
\ndzi\u015b kruszeje ta pot\u0119ga
\ndzi\u015b z angielska Polak g\u0119ga… .<\/p>\n
pierwszy przyk\u0142ad tezy tej:
\nzamiast dobrze jest okej !
\ndalej i\u015b\u0107 \u015bladami tymi
\nto nie twarz dzi\u015b masz a imid\u017c … .<\/p>\n
co jest w stanie nas roztkliwi\u0107 ?
\nnie \u017cyciorys czyj\u015b, lecz siwi !
\ngdzie by\u015b chcia\u0142 by\u0107 w \u017cyciu,ch\u0142opie?
\nnie na czubku lecz na topie … .<\/p>\n
tak Polaku gadaj wsz\u0119dy
\nb\u0119dziesz modny… znaczy trendy
\ni w tym trendzie ci\u0105gle trwaj
\nnie m\u00f3w \u017cegnam m\u00f3w baj baj ….<\/p>\n
gdy ci nietakt wyjdzie spory
\nnie przepraszaj powiedz sory
\na gdy elit chcesz by\u0107 bli\u017cej
\nto nie Jezu m\u00f3w lecz D\u017cizes …. .<\/p>\n
kiedy szcz\u0119\u015bcia zr\u0105b ulepisz
\npowiedz wszystkim, \u017ce\u015b jest hepi
\na co ci\u0105gnie ci\u0119 na ksiuty?
\nnie uroda ich lecz bjuty ! .<\/p>\n
dobry Bo\u017ce, trap si\u0119 trap…
\ndzi\u015b nie knajpa ju\u017c lecz pab
\nno, przyk\u0142ad\u00f3w dosy\u0107, zatem
\ntrzeba sko\u0144czy\u0107 postulatem .<\/p>\n
bo gdy j\u0119zyk rani uszy
\nto jest o co kopie kruszy\u0107…
\nwi\u0119c wsp\u00f3\u0142cze\u015bni poloni\u015bci !
\nwalczcie o to niech si\u0119 zi\u015bci .<\/p>\n
\u017ceby wbrew tendencjom modnym
\npolski zn\u00f3w by\u0142 siebie godny
\npazurami ! wet za wet !
\nbo do dupy b\u0119dzie wnet…<\/p>\n
Post Scriptum: *
\nangielskiemu nie ub\u0119dzie
\nkiedy polski polskim b\u0119dzie…
\nja z zachwytu b\u0119d\u0119 pia\u0142:
\nsuper ! hiper ! ekstra ! \u0142a\u0142 !*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mam par\u0119 kont pocztowych, kt\u00f3re – ze wzgl\u0119d\u00f3w historycznych – dzia\u0142aj\u0105 jak spamtrapy. Dostaj\u0119 tam fur\u0119 maili z przerozmait\u0105 zawarto\u015bci\u0105. W\u0142a\u015bnie niedawno wpad\u0142 tam zabawny wierszyk:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4845,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-varia"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/born66.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/07427-2_cr.jpg?fit=495%2C464","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pt001-17d","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5771,"url":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?p=5771","url_meta":{"origin":4291,"position":0},"title":"ze spamtrapa, cz.2","author":"Krzysztof Kud\u0142acik","date":"4 lutego 2013","format":"aside","excerpt":"Kr\u00f3tko - dzi\u015b dowcip: Przychodzi babeczka do mi\u0119snego. Przygl\u0105da si\u0119 mro\u017conym kurczakom. Wybiera, przek\u0142ada, miesza lecz nie znajduje dostatecznie du\u017cego. Wo\u0142a ekspedientk\u0119. - Jutro b\u0119d\u0105 wi\u0119ksze? - Nie, kur*a, nie b\u0119d\u0105. S\u0105 martwe. \u00a0","rel":"","context":"W \u201evaria"","block_context":{"text":"varia","link":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5538,"url":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?p=5538","url_meta":{"origin":4291,"position":1},"title":"ze spamtrapa, cz.1","author":"Krzysztof Kud\u0142acik","date":"3 pa\u017adziernika 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Spamtrap to konto e-mail, kt\u00f3re nie jest u\u017cywane do \u017cadnej korespondencji. Ono tylko jest. Ono jest, aby zgarnia\u0107 do siebie spam lub b\u0142\u0119dnie wys\u0142an\u0105 poczt\u0119. Mam takich kont kilka. Codziennie jest tam porcja spamu oraz porcja b\u0142\u0119dnie - czyli nie do mnie - wys\u0142anej poczty. Dzi\u015b zaczn\u0119 nieregularny cykl w\u2026","rel":"","context":"W \u201evaria"","block_context":{"text":"varia","link":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/born66.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/viagra-blue.jpg?fit=440%2C315&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":160,"url":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?p=160","url_meta":{"origin":4291,"position":2},"title":"**","author":"Krzysztof Kud\u0142acik","date":"3 grudnia 2003","format":false,"excerpt":"Cycata dnia: wchodzi nasz prawnik do kuchenki w firmie i czyta komunikat z ekspresu do kawy: \"Fill watertank ... hmm ... czyli \u017ce co ...? \u017be poczuj wod\u0119 i czo\u0142g wodny? Hmmm ... dziwne\".","rel":"","context":"W \u201evaria"","block_context":{"text":"varia","link":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":481,"url":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?p=481","url_meta":{"origin":4291,"position":3},"title":"kuszczak puszczak","author":"Krzysztof Kud\u0142acik","date":"31 maja 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"A mnie si\u0119 wydaje, \u017ce to on powinien by\u0107 pierwszym bramkarzem reprezentacji.","rel":"","context":"W \u201evaria"","block_context":{"text":"varia","link":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5562,"url":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?p=5562","url_meta":{"origin":4291,"position":4},"title":"recenzuj\u0119 „Misj\u0119 Afganistan”","author":"Krzysztof Kud\u0142acik","date":"18 pa\u017adziernika 2012","format":"link","excerpt":"Twierdz\u0119, \u017ce ten serial to pora\u017cka: http:\/\/camera.art.pl\/?p=184","rel":"","context":"W \u201evaria"","block_context":{"text":"varia","link":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/camera.art.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/misja-afganistan-screen.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/camera.art.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/misja-afganistan-screen.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/camera.art.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/misja-afganistan-screen.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":6449,"url":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?p=6449","url_meta":{"origin":4291,"position":5},"title":"\u017c\u0105dana strona jest b\u0142\u0119dna ..","author":"Krzysztof Kud\u0142acik","date":"15 listopada 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"..hm.. ale \u017ce jak?","rel":"","context":"W \u201evaria"","block_context":{"text":"varia","link":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/born66.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/strona-google-bledna.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/born66.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/born66.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/born66.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/born66.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/born66.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4291"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/born66.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4865,"href":"http:\/\/born66.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4291\/revisions\/4865"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/born66.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/born66.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/born66.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/born66.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}