\u017bycie jest full of zasadzkas<\/i> jak mawiaj\u0105 staro\u017cytni Eskimosi. Oto cymesik:<\/p>\n
Id\u0119 sobie Karmelick\u0105 i widz\u0119 fiata stoj\u0105cego na ulicy, a za nim tramwaj za tramwajem prawie po sam dworzec. Baba zaparkowa\u0142a samoch\u00f3d na ulicy, na torach tramwajowych i posz\u0142a do fryzjera :)))) Za Onet.pl<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u017bycie jest full of zasadzkas jak mawiaj\u0105 staro\u017cytni Eskimosi. Oto cymesik: Id\u0119 sobie Karmelick\u0105 i widz\u0119 fiata stoj\u0105cego na ulicy, a za nim tramwaj za tramwajem prawie po sam dworzec. Baba zaparkowa\u0142a samoch\u00f3d na ulicy, na torach tramwajowych i posz\u0142a do fryzjera :)))) To by\u0142 czwartek, godzina 16.30. Ca\u0142e centrum miasta by\u0142o zakorkowane, a komunikacja […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-obyczaje"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pt001-5y","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2172,"url":"http:\/\/born66.net\/?p=2172","url_meta":{"origin":344,"position":0},"title":"ciekawy plakat","author":"Krzysztof Kud\u0142acik","date":"10 listopada 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"A w zasadzie billboard. 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\nTo by\u0142 czwartek, godzina 16.30. Ca\u0142e centrum miasta by\u0142o zakorkowane, a komunikacja miejska kompletnie sparali\u017cowana przez jedn\u0105 idiotk\u0119, kt\u00f3ra zapomnia\u0142a, \u017ce na ulicy s\u0105 tory tramwajowe. Tramwajarze wezwali policj\u0119, ale policja te\u017c ugrz\u0119z\u0142a w korku
\nJak baba wr\u00f3ci\u0142a to wszyscy bili jej brawo.<\/cite><\/p>\n